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Anonimo said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

egberts:

egberts:

my mom said if i can get a million notes shell name my little sister batman

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paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

vriksaserket:

if ur ever sexting just send them this gif

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writ-of-labias-corpuss:

dutchbag:

ardjet:

somewhere out there a group of fully developed human beings approved this

my favorite part is how his jowls quiver in the lower left one.

the only thing i will never not reblog

offensed:

were gonna

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!