there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Anonimo ha chiesto: Neosporin is for bitches, real men squirt lemon juice mixed with salt on it.
then what do fake men do?
bad squirrels do it well
This is so relevant right now
how can this post be relevant to any situation in life i’m genuinely curious
I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and
google knows what’s up
it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…